so i was looking at this video of kevjumba, this asian youtube comedian who's about my age.
i think i just had my first asian boycrush <3
but anyways, he mentioned that he went to william p. clement high school (in texas) so i looked it up on wikipedia.
at the bottom, there is a list of notable alumni.

Notable alumni:

Timothy Acklen - Convicted murderer[17][18][19]
Matt Albers - Major League Baseball pitcher, Baltimore Orioles.
Brandon Elledge - Murder victim[20][21][22]
James Garcia - Convicted murderer[23][24][25]
Ashton Glover - Murder victim[26][27][28]
Matthew McCombs - Convicted murderer[29][30][31]
Ryan Pontbriand - National Football League Long Snapper, Named to The 2008 Pro Bowl Cleveland Browns
Jon Schillaci - FBI Ten Most Wanted Fugitive,[32], award winning poet[33]
Kevin Wu aka Kevjumba - Youtube Comedy Star - 2006 to Present

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA notable alumni indeed. we should all model our school after william p. clement high school. it's pretty obvious they're doing things right over there.